NEW RELEASE: “Jerk: An ABCs of Love Novel” by Daryl Banner
Title: Jerk: An
ABCs of Love Novel
Romance, Second Chance Romance
Date: June 9th, 2022
Hosted by: Lady
Banner’s time in college, he wrote, composed, and produced a musical under Tony
Award-winning musical and Theatre producer Stuart Ostrow, as well as two
original plays produced under the mentorship of Pulitzer Prize-winning
playwright Lanford Wilson, who also mentored Daryl through the writing of his
very first novel. In addition to new adult and M/M romance, Daryl also writes
post-apocalyptic fantasy as well as dystopian.
Fun facts about
– He is an
obsessive self-taught pianist.
– He is a huge
video game enthusiast.
– He left his
day job of 10 years to tour with a 2-woman-1-man original musical.
– He’s been
remixing video game music for over 20 years. One of his remixes is featured in
the major motion picture “The Spy Who Dumped Me”. Check out his work
– He composes
original soundtracks that accompany his books and series, including The
Beautiful Dead and OUTLIER. You can enjoy them here:
“Hey, Romeo.” He smiles, showing the tiniest dimples at the corners of
his soft, velvety lips—or at least I imagine they’re velvety, from all the
fantasies I’ve had about kissing them. “Your membership is about to expire in a
few days, and I just wanted to check if—”
“Sure, I’ll renew.”
“Really? Awesome.” He goes to the computer and starts typing, then
frowns. “Wish they’d update the system here. Last gym I worked at, all of this
would be online or automated and I wouldn’t have to bug you.”
I prop my elbows on the counter. “Struggles of a privately-owned gym, I
“You got it.”
My gaze dances down from his pretty, deep brown eyes to his tight polo
shirt, the gym logo printed on it, right next to his shiny nametag: Danny Chen.
Danny is a nice guy. A real one. The exact kind I’d swipe right on—even
if I knew there was no chance of him swiping right back. A guy I’d happily take
on a date, hang out with for hours, laugh at each other’s jokes, and cuddle
with while watching a movie neither of us are really paying attention to, our
hearts too distracted as they drum with anticipation.
He’s the kind of nice guy where your happiest days aren’t even sexual.
They’re emotional, sweet, and meaningful. They’re the mug of hot cocoa by a
fire, and the blanket he thoughtfully wraps you in. They’re holding each other
in a cushy old armchair that smells like every holiday season, me stroking his
arm thoughtfully while telling him about my day. They’re us at a rescue
shelter, picking out which sweet puppy to take home, and choosing what we’ll
name him or her.
He’s the guy who makes it easy to believe in a happy-ever-after.
I can imagine it all with Danny, as if our life is a beautiful memory I
haven’t made yet.
“You’re all set,” he announces with another breath-stealing smile.
And despite all my doubts, I might even have the courage to ask Danny on
a date, if it weren’t for one stinging, unfortunate setback…